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I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

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falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

Most relevant thing today.

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